Misc news day here as the Giants gear up to take on the Father’s later today.
1. So I guess I should have been paying more attention to www.brianwilson38.com because apparently at some point in the last two days they held the first round of the beard competition and I got blown out of the water. Even though I was the FUCKING 2 SEED in the whole 16 beard braket I got taken down by one of the tourney’s ringers Zach Galifianakis. Not that it’s terrible to lose to a hilarious comedian and fellow Brooklyner. But losing is very UN-Brian Wilson. So for all those who were going to vote for me….. thanks, and sorry for failing so hard.
Some other cleaning up to do for the site.
2. After extensive voting on the “KFMGP” Award (Kevin Frandsen Memorial Golden Puppy Award) goes to Brandon Belt, even though he does not qualify for the #1 criteria for being a recipient, which is….. “• They receive way more attention specifically from the female contingent of fans than is proportionate to how good they are.“
I hope this KFMGP Award does not bring about the swift professional demise that it did for it’s previous recipients.
——————————————————————————————————3. This shirt……. Size Small….. Under the tree next year please!!!!!It represents all that is terrible in fashion… a. Fucking huge wrap around print. b. Your wearing a huge man on your back. c. Guaranteed to be out of style before you can even hit the purchase button. d. Could only be more terrible if it had a equally terrible player on it. (Velez?) e. I fucking want this!!!!!!
4. You know when you pass a bum on the street (I know you feel me on this one SF) and he has a pretty good sign……. Like you are almost like…. “Ya I’ll give that guy some money, cause I’ve never seen a better sign” Well…. tell me where to send money for this guy cause he has the best sign I’ve ever seen at a Giants game. (I forgot who’s tumblr I stole this from….. sorry)
Bonus points for the sweet stache.
——————————————————————————————————Speaking of sweet staches, let’s end this post on a high note. Here’s the promised gallery of Zito Staches. Enjoy
What is with this facebook photo style interview? Might as well have Zito pose in front of a mirror with a cell phone to interview him.
The death stare. (don’t fuck with my ERA suckas)
“Haaaaaayyyyyooooooo” or ”Yaaaaaaaawwwwn”
The Kid, the Sheriff and Shotgun
The hell you lookin at!
Straight classin up the joint,
And yes there will be coverage of today’s game.