This Week In Giants Facial Hair. (#3)
What sets men apart from boys…. besides being able to buy beer? Men can grow facial hair, ok…. men can bring gnarly amounts of hair to the surface of their faces. Let us sit and celebrate, mock, and marvel over the facial hair of your San Francisco Giants.
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What’s going on in this picture? What Ishi is bringing to the table might just be a more molded and extended version of what he had before.
But to me it is looking more like a facial hair style that has been unofficially banned from the Giants clubhouse……. More specifically THIS ONE:
Yes… I said it… “The Velez” has been officially baned from the clubhouse. Also…. Yes I AM trying to mention Velez in EVERY blog I do.
Also it looks like Cody Ross is keeping the World Series beard. I see no evidence of him having one before last year.
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Best Facial Hair of The Year …. (so far)
I just picked up a copy of this on Saturday…. This mustache makes me weep with joy. Sadly the scum-stash is gone…… hopefully not forever.
Worst Facial Hair This Year…. (so far)
Hands down Jeremy Affeldt has had and currently has the worst facial hair ever. It straight up reminds me of a vagina.
Please Jeremy…. listen to reason… it looks terrible. Your a decent looking guy, but your ruining it with that landing strip. Stop…. please.
Look at him during his Reds days… so much better.
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There has been a lot of hair sticking out all over the field lately. Sometimes when I’m looking at a player I can see the hair sticking out behind from behind their neck. My hair used to be like that. (no I don’t have pics). I’ve noticed Pippen rocking an inordinate amount of hair lately. Just a huge mane back-flowing out the neck, pretty epic. But if he doesn’t watch out it he could be visited by the mullet fairy one night.
Newcomer Culberson has been rocking the same hair wad. It’s as if they have an exhaust pipe out the back of their heads and a cloud of brown smoke got petrified on the way out.
But when you can see a BEARD coming out the sides of a neck from BEHIND. THAT is EPIC.
Congrats Brian…. your beard has passed the “fully epic” stage.
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Random Scruff
Rowand, rocking his boxy scruff, a stupid smirk, his gamer stains. Too bad you can’t see it, cause his head is waaaaay up his ass.
The only thing about Whiteside’s scruff is that it might be the only part of his hair that is not FULLY grey. It’s a small island of youth still clinging to his chin.
Pablo….. This looks bad. either go for a beard, a mustache, or nothing.
Scruff to the future?
