Bring Thine Beard.. For I Shall Slay It!!!!
Just got a letter from the Brian Wilson’s website. Looks like I’m a finalist in the beard competition!
“Dear Jeff,
You are receiving this email because you have an AWESOME beard. YOU have been chosen to RAGE in the first ever BRIAN WILSON BEARD BRACKET with 15 other facial hair rockstars. For being selected, you will receive an official BRIAN WILSON BEARD BRACKET t-shirt…WEAR IT! This contest will consist of four rounds of beard-to-beard match-ups, with the winner of each match-up advancing to the next round, leading to the eventual BRIAN WILSON BEARD BRACKET NATIONAL CHAMPION. Each winner will be determined by the greatest number of fan tweets within their respective match-up. Translation…tell your mailman, tell your dog, tell grandma, even tell digital me…the most tweets wins, so get out there and do it!
Voting windows and match ups for the first round will be posted on @brianwilson38 andwww.brianwilson38.com. Be ready to DOMINATE.
In order to finalize your spot in the tournament, you must respond to this email, including a mailing address with phone number and where you would like your t-shirt sent, along with your acceptance of the attached terms and conditions which can also be viewed here http://brianwilson38.com/terms/, no later than 4:00pm PDT on Wednesday, March 30th, 2011. If you fail to respond, you will be replaced in this tournament.
Should you choose to accept this insane opportunity that I have bestowed upon you, include a brief, one sentence description about your glorious beard in your response…it will be posted next to you throughout the tournament.
YOU’RE WELCOME…”
So those who have some love…. vote for me and break me through to the elite 8 AT LEAST. I need to win this thing!
