Don’t Feed The Velez
The Velez is a special creature, not unlike the spooky Thestrals of Harry Potter. While the similarities might stop at being made up of an odd assortment of sticks and skin. One could draw the parallel that only those who have seen death will see a Thestral, and only teams who are already dead would want a Velez.
In the cruel world of the Velez, teams with no real hope of contending will come into the dark forest that is the non-tender land to throw apples or hunks of meat at the Velez.
But ultimately the frightening Velez will banish himself to the dark forest forever with his brick gloves and swiss cheese bat.
Don’t feed the Velez….. especially ground balls.
And let’s remember…… Eugenio has been a Dodger for all of…… 8 games.
