June 2010
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Curse of The SHEEEEITE Looking Hats
ok maybe it’s not a curse, but these hats look like my cat had a bloody barf on my head.  Only really rivaled by……… Ok let’s just cut to the chase here.  1. What’s up with Lincecum?  2. Do we have a realistic chance of making it to the postseason/World Series without him? 3. When do the Giants man-the-fuck up and tell us what is wrong with him? ...
Jun 1st
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May 2010
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Rally Hats Win it For The Giants
Giants rally in the 10 against the Snakes 6 to 5 Screenshot of the Game Rally Hatz! ——————————————————————————————————- 4 out of 5 Neukoms - 4 walks taken - 5 for 12 with RISP - 2...
May 31st
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It's GERALD Time!!!!!!
Giants pound the Diamondbacks 12 to 1 Screenshot of the game.  Gerald playing 1st base in the 1st.  ——————————————————————————————————- 5 out of 5 Neukoms Why? Well Why the hell not?  -...
May 30th
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Enjoy The Silence
Buster Posey gets promoted to the big club today.  All worries are over. All gripes are wiped clean. All forums are ghost towns where once rode comfy-chaired GMs All vile words and knee-jerk reactionist turned peacefully towards their televisions or radios and for once just watched the game.  All qualms about multi-million dollar, multi-year, multi-player deals go untalked about. There is...
May 29th
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To Err is Human... To Not Check the Runners.....
Lincecum loses to the Nationals 3 to 7 Screenshot of the game. LOOK BEHIND YOU TIMMY!!!!!!! PLEASE! ——————————————————————————————————- 2 out of 5 Neukoms - When Lincecum doesn’t...
May 27th
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Who's Getting Screwed
I was just looking up the average runs support that each or our starting pitchers is getting.  In order of most runs to least: Tim Lincecum 5.86 Average Run Support Per Game Todd Wellemeyer 4.44 Average Run Support Per Game Matt Cain 3.56 Average Run Support Per Game Barry Zito 3.51 Average Run Support Per Game Jonathan Sanchez 2.94 Average Run Support Per Game
May 26th
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All's Well (-emeyer) That End's Well
Giants put the fans out of their misery by winning the Nationals 4 to 2 Screenshot of the game.  We haven’t seen this in a while. ————————————————————————————————- 4 out of 5 Neukoms - only 2...
May 26th
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May 22nd
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What's Wrong With The Giants
Giants lose to the A’s 6 to 1 Screenshot of the game.  Look at the top right hand corner….. the banner says.. “Got Trophy’s” …….. nope, we don’t.  ...
May 22nd
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Hello 3rd Place
Giants’ bullpen throws another Lincecum game away against the d-backs 7 to 8 Screenshot of the game.  Jazz Hands strikes deep, but to no avail. ——————————————————————————————————- 3...
May 21st
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Blogging When We Lose....... Sucks
Giants get mugged by a band of wild animals in Arizona 1 to 13 Screenshot of the day. I was excited to see one of these players play last night…… can you guess which one? ...
May 21st
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Andres The Giant
Giants shake the curse beating the Padres 7 to 6 Screenshot of the game The Kuiper placed picture of Kirk Rueter in the dugout.  Did the picture win the game for the Giants?…… maybe it was Renteria taking out the lineup before the game? …. possibly it was the lineup card taped to the roof of the dugout?….. Nope…. it was the group of scrubs that are currently...
May 19th
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May 19th
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The Flying Stick is Back
Thought I would pay tribute to our recent call up with some of his highlights from this year.  - This one has to be my favorite. It pretty much cost us the game.  - This one cost us an extra base. - This was just a one time thing……. right? - ooooooooh maybe not. Well there was that late inning meaningless HR that he hit. But we still lost that game by one run, so I am not...
May 17th
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Giants Give Astros Long and Excruciating "Nuggie"
Giants stay perfect against the Astros 4 to 3 Screenshot of the game OK so maybe it’s not a screenshot…. but I feel like we are taking out all our agression on the Astros this season….. whatever though. ...
May 17th
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9th Inning Nervous Breakdown
Giants find 2 runs (somehow) against Oswalt and the Astros 2 to 1 Screenshot of the game. Jazz Hands Strikeith! ——————————————————————————————————- 3 out of 5 Neukoms - 0 walks taken - a...
May 16th
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Aaaaahhhhh...... That felt good.
After you get your assed kicked by your older brother there is only one thing to do…. And that is beat someone up that is smaller than you.  Giants route the Astros 8 to 2 Screenshot of the game.  Andres Torres was tearing it up yesterday, let’s hope that this is a more common occurrence. ...
May 15th
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Sorry.......
Sorry GMR fans, I have failed you…..  basically after watching the first loss to the padres I became sooo disheartened that I decided to skip the next two games. .. When the Giants play the Padres the games are excruciatingly long, painful to watch, enraging and entirely boring. I will be watching and reporting on the Houston series, but for now I am glad that I took a break. The Padres...
May 14th
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Giants Baseball .......... Torture!
Giants Broadcaster and overall interesting human that I generally agree with, Duane Kuiper, pretty much summed up how I feel about Giants baseball. I mean really….. can you think of the last game where we either won comfortably or lost by a large margin? I guess May, 1 against the Rockies was what we Giants fans would consider a “comfortable” lead. But that was……. 9...
May 12th
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Kevin Frandsen, The Adventure of the Lovable Puppy...
Kevin Fandsen, after getting picked up and dropped by the Boston Red Sox somehow found his way home like all good dogs can, to sunny California to play for the Orange County Angels.  In his Debut as a Disney Employee he went 3 for 4, even though one was a total hack-job-chopper up the middle.  So no need to pour one out for our old homie, he is quite alive and well. Let’s hope (for...
May 11th
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WTF Fred Lewis........
Was just checking out the latest ESPN baseball rankings (something I do when I want to feel good about the Giants) And I happened to look at the Blue Jays rank and line. And look what I found……….This should fan the anti-Sabean/anti-Bochy/anti-management crowd’s flames…..
May 10th
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Pablo Needs a Slump Buster!!!
Is everyone IN on the term slumpbuster? ….. Basically it’s a baseball term for a busted chick/baseball groupie that you sleep with to get out of your hitting slump.. Anyways…. He has not hit a HR in 15 games, and over the last 10 games he is 6 for 46 hitting a horrendous .130 and has walked once in 47 PA……..  Bring in the Slump busters: Hook it up Pablo!!! ...
May 10th
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Escape From Swirling Trash City
Giants steal one from the Mets 6 to 5 Screenshot of the game. Wear it kid……. wear it and like it! Sure maybe that last inside pitch by Wilson was not a strike, but we were all REALLY cold and tired of freezing our ballz off. ...
May 10th
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You Can't Win Them All..... Otherwise We Wouldn't...
Giants lose to the Mets 4 to 6 Screenshot of the game. Sergio Romo needs to have a little break from close game for a week or two.  I made it to the last inning of this game…. Unfortunatley living in Brooklyn you have to make due with seeing the Giants once a year and when your work screws you you have to settle for one inning. But my Girlfriend went and got a Lincecum autograph on here...
May 8th
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"Not that there is anything wrong with that."
For the record…… I love Brian Wilson. I probably would not want to hang out with him, there would be too many shotgunned beers and wrist shattering hi-fives. But his personality is a perfect fit for the Giants and he is interesting to watch from afar. Here are some shots of him on the “Today Show” in NYC. (I should have woke up early and gone down to stand there to try and...
May 7th
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Dear Mr. Uribe....
In the last 2 series Juan Uribe has been switching up the style, going the whole Rockies series in the awesome “Neukom” socks and playing the whole Marlins series with the long pajama pants jersey.  At first I was going to make a huge point about how the Neukom socks made Uribe a better hitter. But after looking at the numbers it is only a slight improvement over the pajama pants...
May 7th
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May 6th
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Barry Zito .... A Complete Badass? or a Total...
Giants scratch a boring one (until the end) out over the Marlins 3 to 2 Screenshot of the game.  OK OK you caught me…… I have been stealing an open source internet and the connection SUCKS!!!! So screenshots have been pretty hard to come by lately. Saturday I get legit internet connection again and the blog will be better, I have some nice side blogs coming down the pipeline. So...
May 6th
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Out-Slugging the Sluggers
Giants squeak by the Marlins 9 to 6 Screenshot of the game. 4 out of 5 Neukoms 3 Walks, No Errors, 6 for 14 with RISP and 15 hits is not that bad of a line for this lineup. ...
May 5th
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Ex-Giants Survivors From the 2006 Shipwreck
That would be Randy Winn with his first (and probably only) HR this year to help CC get a win in the Bronx on Monday night. Randy is hitting .125 with 14 ABs. Not sure if you remember this ugly mug…. it’s Jamey Wright who is still inducing DPs for the team in Cleveland. He is in relief with a 4.91 ERA in 11 IP. I think we all know this guy. Here is F.Lew dropping his first bomb...
May 4th
May 3rd
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FUCK MLB/Fox!!!!!!! (Giants/Rockies Recap)
Giants take their 3rd straight series over the Rockies 6 to 1 Screenshot of the day.  Jazz Hands rides again!                                                  Warning Rant Ahead. ...
May 2nd
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Welcome Back Zito
Giants beat Colorado 5 to 2 Screenshot of the game Zito goes 8 innings and 119 pitches, while striking out 5 4 out of 5 Neukoms…. Because……. 6 Walks 3 for 10 with RISP And some solid defense behind Zito (which is necessary for him to win. ) including this nice stretch by Huff. The “Baking Soda” Award (hero) goes to Barry Zito, who has reinvented...
May 1st
May 1st